jackrouters
"This's the big one! I'm comin', Yaddle!"

Cyberbeast
"Why would the Death Star have a button that destroys it?"
"Shut-up, that's why."

Sidesk
I wish arthritis on the lot of them.

Shadarus
Heh, it looks just like my cursor when I hover over the Next Topic button!

PrezGAR
Mine looks like this:

Shadarus
Oh, wait... you're right... I see it now.

tinaw
That's the look of the biggest rapist in prison.

gleeb
Buzz Aldrin - pilot, scientist, second man on the moon.
Buzz Akey - helps make movies about thumbs with faces on them.
The lesson: don't share an unusual nickname with someone who greatly out-cools you.

gleeb
"The Caption Center"? OK, who's been working with the Other Side?

keogh
Can't cap. Thanking God she's in her mid-20s. Love, keogh.

Dairai
Oh, come on, you lazy bitches! You can't use 'ghost men' in Musical Chairs!

Seltaeb
YAHHHHHH! Too hot in the hot tub! Gonna make me sweat-ah!

Hippie
Evil dictator of the entire universe or not, you've got to admit Palpatine looks like a guy you'd want to know, with the kick-ass '70s chambray vest and all.

keogh
Okay, Jazz, I don't want to be judgemental or anything, but be fair...this is the third "just Hayden Christensen" 'grab I've gotten tonight. You're among friends, that's all I'm trying to say.

Dairai
Might'a helped the whole series if there'd been a Darth Fabulous. I'm just sayin'.

keogh
The Batmobile! Tres cool. I...oh.

keogh
"I dunno...the baby isn't even out yet and the sonogram shows she already remembers mom. It's weird, but who knows? Maybe it'll clear up some continuity issues down the road."

Jazzsoda
It's the longest elevator ride ever when you're riding up with the Emperor and his incredibly gross humidity-boosting farts.