AgentMoldy
"...and then I said to him, 'Artoo, buddy, you've got to really work hard if you totally want to feel the beep. No pain, no boop, pal!"

GlitterRock
.... was convicted today for supplying the astromech-droid with illegal steroids.

GlitterRock
".... we now go to award-winning correspondent Ben Kenobi, live in the field. Ben, can you hear us?"
"I can barely hear you with what's happening behind me!"

JurassicPork
"Hi, I understand you denied my mom Mary and dad Joseph a room here 30 years ago? Artoo, toss the joint!"

GlitterRock
*DEEP-DU-BEEP-BLOOP-DEEP*
[Translation: "Welder? I hardly KNOW 'er! Ha! This capping's not so hard."]

LauraPowers85
Thank you West Coast Customs for Pimpin' my Artoo!

GlitterRock
Visual Effects Supervisor ... and yet he CHOOSES to look like that.

Dita DuPave
Who deflated Franka Potente?

gleeb
But, the force of putting up with a double-barrelled name has tired her. Let us withdraw.

AntiHero
What? Isn't it "bungee?" Crazy Aussies...

AlexGariepy
Nono, it's "Bungy" as in "Bungalow Jumping". The Aussies put their little houses on giant trampoline, and wait for the mayhem to commence. It's like Demolition Derby in the States. Um, yes...

Indomitus
Not to be confused with bunghole jumping, which is a practice that's better left unsaid.
Too late, I guess.

TheDiva
I know an Aussie who's Bungy I'd like to jump...

LauraPowers85
"Thank you, Lord Vader. Jabba the Hutt will be most pleased."

gleeb
No golden gun? What's the point?