STAR WARS
THROUGH THE LENS OF A GEEK CAPTIONS
- PAGE TWENTY-SIX -

daupstart:
oO(Damn that Bai Ling! I'll show her...)Oo
[slowly starts to unzip blouse]

TheDiva:
Nicole Kidman, Paul Shaffer, Gemma Jones, and Minnie Driver...what genius talk-show
host scheduled THIS line-up?

daupstart:
... with Lisa Kudrow as Loopie Skywalker.

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AgentMoldy:
In a twist that's perhaps too bizarre, not to mention really disturbing, tonight, for one
night only, Gregg Allman IS Cher!

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Dita DuPave:
It's the Grandma Association.

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daupstart:
"[HAHAHAHAHA!]"
[ploop]
[Force induced wardrobe malfunction]

GlitterRock:
"Hey, I gotta do SOMETHING to compete with that Ling chick! I mean, have you SEEN
those things??"

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