alexgariepy
Not really as powerful as Wonder Woman's lasso, but his fishing net will make anyone caught in it flop about like a stupid fish.
GlitterRock
"My web-shooters will get me out of this one-- "
"Sorry Aquaman. Marvel's filed an injunction, citing copyright-infringement. You can't use those anymore."
"Oh COME ON! What else do I got?? Talking to fish?? Yeah, that'll strike terror into the hearts of criminals!"
Cyberbeast
Along with dolphin-safe tuna, many of the major brands flirted with the idea of making Aquaman-safe tuna. But through focus groups they discovered that most Americans don't really care what happens to Aquaman.
gleeb
It was these scandalous pictures that caused fish to realize he wasn't their friend.
alexgariepy
Curse you, Johnny Depp! I had all the pirate ghost fangirls all to myself!
GlitterRock
Ahhhh, the sweet innocence of Saturday morning cartoons. When you could see a ghost pirate king with a parrot on his shoulder and a lightsaber and TOTALLY buy into it.
Dita DuPave
"Ye best start believin' in screwed up cartoons, you're in one!"
GlitterRock
And Jayna breaks down, realizing that Zan will always have nicer tits than she does.
gibberish3
Um what's Gleep doing?
alexgariepy
Give me pants or give me death!
GlitterRock
"Who needs pants when I feel.... this... freeeeeeeee...."
(spins around, dancing)
Indomitus
Is he carrying a casaba melon in his briefs?
AntiHero
Nuuuh-uh! I had this friend, Kyle, and once, in 3rd grade, we had FOUR sleepovers! Yeah, in a row! And we would do stuff like eat Chips Ahoys before dinner and you know what, we never told on eachother!
alexgariepy
I don't think space monkeys should be touted out as your superfriend, let along the world's...
GlitterRock
Including Aquaman, the Wondertwins and the Space Monkey?
Be afraid, world. Be very afraid.