GlitterRock
Remember.... the adventures of Superman WHEN HE WAS A BOY!
alexgariepy
His planet's children must have had grown muscles at birth...
Indomitus
His pecks are HUGE! What is he, a 48H or so?
TheDiva
He sure hit puberty in a hurry!
GlitterRock
"Abner, Abner! I just saw Superboy flying out of the Kents' window again!"
"You've been hanging around with Miranda again, haven't you, Gladys? You always go off your meds with you spend time with her!"
Dita DuPave
Aww, my fan blew out my Superman cardboard stand up out the window again!
alexgariepy
It's a clear sunny day in Smallville, not a cloud in the sky...
GlitterRock
Unfortunately, they fly right into DEFENDER-airspace, and get fragged by a smart-bomb coming the other direction.
TheDiva
So, Jor-El put his only son AND a puppy in the capsule bound for Earth?
GlitterRock
"Why do they call you 'Mighty Lad,' anyway?"
"Because of my Mighty Sweet Ass."
"Ha! That's a good one-- saaaaaaaay, your ass IS mighty sweet!"
GlitterRock
.oO Mmmmmm... you're a DIRTY little leg, aren't you? Yes, I can tell. You want it BAD! Oo.
gleeb
Adventures of Superbuoy
PrezGAR
"I am nothing like you, Superboy. Away, away and Up!
MrAtomik
"You know Mighty Lad, once you become a Super Hero, you cannot sneer."
"Oh Yeah Superboy? Well I'm sneering right now and I'm just gonna Keep sneering... I think I'll tug on your cape too, nyahhhhhhh."
PrezGAR
He wasn't expecting to be hit with a vaguely Kirby-esque piece of machinery.