Dita DuPave
Looks like the animators fell asleep during the "Two-Point Perspective," lecture in drawing class.
AntiHero
WOW! Thats one strong piano leg!
GlitterRock
So over the years, the Kents replaced that big, teeming couch in their living room.... with a chair??
GlitterRock
Ew.
I miss Annette O'Toole. It's gonna be rough having sexual-fantasies with THIS Martha Kent.
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Did I just say that out loud?
TheDiva
And so, the last son of Krypton was adopted by the whitest white people in the world...
ChaosWolf1982
An old woman should not be 'stacked'... it's just wrong.
Cyberbeast
Superboy's father is Ed McMahon?
gleeb
What's with the blue suit and red tie? Is Old Man Kent running for state senate or something?
GlitterRock
"OH YEAHHHHHH!"
"Kool-Ai-- hey, you're not Kool-Aid!"
"No, I'm David L. Lander, TV's Squiggy. I'm taking over Kool-Aid's accounts while he's on vacation."
PrezGAR
Does Mighty Lad have a pet? If he does, would that be Mighty Dog? Which is his whole diet.
GlitterRock
"Hmm. What sort of superhero name shall I take which will strike terror in evildoers -- and not sound even the tiniest bit gay? ... ... ... I know! MIGHTY LAD!"
GlitterRock
"Ohhhh that's right, Lana. Take it off, take it -- hey! What the hell am I waiting for?? I've got X-Ray vision!"
TheDiva
Thanks to my superpowers, I can fly out of this first-story window!
alexgariepy
So it's... S... and... M... umm, okay...?
AntiHero
"The world is in danger again, Superdog! The ocean has sprung a leak! ... sigh, are these writers even trying anymore?"