Scarecrows Brain
Boy, the sun likes to tease Dracula, doesn't he?

cajunmagic
Ah, jeez. Michael Ian Black? Can we please have one gallery with something that won't make me vomit?

PrezGAR
[Phone rings]

"Hello?"
"Darwin like."

GlitterRock
CPB Historical Fact #8:
In the early days of the Cap-Page Board, an attempt was made to emulate the Caption This-experience as closely as possible. That included not giving a damn about the quality of the screen captures.

GlitterRock
I'm guessing that *he's* Luther The Geek?

cajunmagic
So, is this some kind of David Bowie Superman love song video?

jackrouters
Then again...sometimes...I LIKE the Eighties...humamugwa....

GlitterRock
"I know we're supposed to be Anne Rice-ing here .... but can we skip all the psychological psuedo-religious overtures and just get to the fucking?"
"Yes, my beauty. Oh, who would've thought that a God that had shunned me would give me such a tre-- "
"Oh screw this. (covers breasts) I'm going over to a Laurell Hamilton novel. Hell, even P.N. Elrod!"

Zee
*after she walks off*
"The cruelty.... my loins still burn with the rage of thousand fires... I'll head over to a Poppy Z. Brite novel, maybe there's some twinks over there who'll polish my knob."

GlitterRock
"Oh darling, could we get one?"
"Sorry, baby. The name of the story's not 'Fly, Dracula, Fly.'"

cajunmagic
Why would Dracula need a plane?

GlitterRock
Hey, if God can have a starship surely the Lord Of The Undead at least deserves a Gulfstream 4.

Zee
Christopher Reeve's final wish, to play Superman one last time...

Zee
*blow* *blow* "Why won't this fucking wheelchair move!?"

GlitterRock
You Will Believe A Fan Can Cry.

TheDiva
Except for Krypton blowing up.

Hippie
My favorite continent? Australia. Why else would I have an autographed picture hanging in my office? I've got no family, goddammit, but I have Australia, and that's something.

Dairai
Boob Saibot