TheDiva
What sort of twit wears a barrette in the shower, anyway?

jackrouters
Same kind who wears a wig in the shower.

RodRocket
"No! Keep away from me! I'm in love with Katie Holmes! I'm in love with Katie Holmes! Zenu, help me! HELP ME! NIACIN!!! SOMEBODY GET ME SOME FRIGGIN' NIACIN!!!!!"

The Thankful Dita
And Nicole Kidman just can't believe her eyes.

Zee
Hey, do you think they have any DELICIOUS A&W ROOT BEER at this POPEYE'S CHICKEN restaurant?

GlitTurkeyRock
Supergirl: "I -- I can't go on. If only I had some help..."
o/` Looks like I been in the right place -- and it must be the right time! o/`
"Dr. John!"
o/` We'll beat Faye Dunaway, then have some tasty chicken at POPEYE'S! o/`

eber3
"My nipples can punch holes through steel! Wanna see?"

TheSpaceToast
"Well aren't you just the humdinger's knees-a-bees in the trapeeze ding-darnin' the toot shoot sasparilla on a coon dog's BEE-hind..."

echostation
Thrill to exciting old lady-on-old lady action!

YibbleGuy
I didn't know that Supergirl acquired her powers by French-kissing Ann Landers ....

GlitTurkeyRock
She's making out with her own parallel universe self!
That must make this.... Sexual-Crisis On Infinite Earths!

AlexGariepy
At least Clark Kent had a telephone booth to go in for his costume change. She... she... uses a door opening?

ChaosWolf1982
Supergirl is so fast she can change outfits just by flying through a split-screen effect.

Zee
"I shall call upon the powers of A&W Root Beer to defeat you!!!"

Indomitus

"Oh, yeah, that's it. Work that thing."

The Thankful Dita
"You should get a bra."

ChaosWolf1982
"Power Girl is much bigger."

GlitTurkeyRock
"Which one are you: Kara/Supergirl or Kara/Power Girl?"
"Supergirl. If I was Power Girl, they'd be out to here."