SUPERMAN CAPTIONS
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GlitTurkeyRock
"Hey, check it out, Vern! They's got LIVE ROOSTERS in that place!"




Zee
"Hold me, angry dad from Honey I Shrunk The Kids!"




gleeb
"Face it, I'm going beyond the fringe, and I'm taking this movie with me!"




The Thankful Dita





GlitTurkeyRock
IMDB Profile
Sandra Dickenson
Actress, Composer, Self.
Sucked Peter Davison's cock for 16 years.




BlueNothing
A very lost and slightly stoned Gwyneth Paltrow wanders through the screenshot




GlitTurkeyRock
An hour later.
"Mmmm what a lovely sleep. Ooh! Someone's left me a small pile of Earth raisins for breakfast!"




DarkestPerk
She has X-ray vision, right?
She doesn't want to be seen?
Why doesn't she just stand behind the tree-trunk and look through the tree??




Zee





PrezGAR
"Don't make fun of me. I was in Grease."
"Really?"
"Well, Grease 2."




GlitTurkeyRock
As if Margot's behavior wasn't evidence enough, here's Exhibit-B that Mrs. Lane smoked ALOT of dope during her pregnancies!




GlitTurkeyRock
Ewww, Kara, that's your cousin!!
*hands slides lower, lower*
Stop that!




Zee
Mmmmm! Why does Helen Slater look sexier when she's NOT Supergirl?




CajunFriedTofurkey
"I don't have to sit here and take this bullshit from you cappers. I worked with ROWAN ATKINSON!"




AntiHero
it's the seventeeeees
drink a lotta root beer, vote for Richard Nixon




Zee
Way to ruin a perfectly good group-shower scene by including her.




ChaosWolf1982
She's trying to figure out how to carefully turn the cheerleading squad's post-practice shower into a huge lesbian orgy.

I wish her the best of luck.


GlitTurkeyRock
This could be the first time in movie history that someone's used X-Ray vision to look outside of the girl's locker room before!



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