Zee
The producers saw Code Name: Diamond Head and said "He's our man! Here's 35 million dollars!"
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TheDiva
Proof that it does get worse than "Superman III"...
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GlitTurkeyRock
Proof that you don't need to have Brandon Routh to make a crappy Super-movie.
But it helps.
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CajunFriedTofurkey
Proof that Faye Dunaway will do ANYTHING for money!
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Zee
Proof that Peter O'Toole, Mia Farrow, and Peter Cook need to pay rent too.
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GodoHell
"Nonono DON'T, Peter. Not the face. Besides, your hands smell like gin and sick, anyway."
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ithurtswhenidothat
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TheDiva
Goodnight, everybody!
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JMShearer
*splorchsplorchsplorch* "Tee-hee!" *splorchsplorchsplorch*
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YibbleGuy
All right, all you wimpy-ass members of the Superheroes league ...
So you can fly around in a cape, Superman? Bite me.
Crawl up a wall, Spider-Man? BFD.
Invisible airplane, Wonder Woman? Sell it to Claude Rains, lady.
When Supergirl wants to party, she gets it all started by POURING AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF TABASCO ON HER HOO-HOO.
Top THAT, losers.
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GodoHell
The last thing Steve Irwin saw.
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GlitTurkeyRock
The precise moment the phrase "blank as a fart" was invented.
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Zee
Ewwwww, that green thing flew out of her snatch!
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DarkestPerk
Catholic Kryptonian School Girls In Trouble!
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Zee
Ms Farrow, a word of advice: STOP MAKING MOVIES.
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ithurtswhenidothat
Looks like Roy got the last laugh after all.
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