SUPERMAN CAPTIONS
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GlitterRock
And now, an excerpt of the slashfic "Sm-ANAL-ville." ...
...
You know, the hell with it. There's ENOUGH annoying slashfic with these two already on the web!




gleeb
Sick of his crap, and out of ammo, Donald Pleasance just belts Jason one to the jaw.




GlitterRock
Considering how long he's wanted to screw Lana, even WITHOUT superpowers I think he's going to blow a hole through her!




Zee
The producers saw Code Name: Diamond Head and said "He's our man! Here's 35 million dollars!"




TheDiva
Proof that it does get worse than "Superman III"...




GlitTurkeyRock
Proof that you don't need to have Brandon Routh to make a crappy Super-movie.

But it helps.




CajunFriedTofurkey
Proof that Faye Dunaway will do ANYTHING for money!




Zee
Proof that Peter O'Toole, Mia Farrow, and Peter Cook need to pay rent too.




GodoHell
"Nonono DON'T, Peter. Not the face. Besides, your hands smell like gin and sick, anyway."




ithurtswhenidothat





TheDiva
Goodnight, everybody!




JMShearer
*splorchsplorchsplorch* "Tee-hee!" *splorchsplorchsplorch*




YibbleGuy
All right, all you wimpy-ass members of the Superheroes league ...
So you can fly around in a cape, Superman? Bite me.
Crawl up a wall, Spider-Man? BFD.
Invisible airplane, Wonder Woman? Sell it to Claude Rains, lady.
When Supergirl wants to party, she gets it all started by POURING AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF TABASCO ON HER HOO-HOO.

Top THAT, losers.




GodoHell
The last thing Steve Irwin saw.




GlitTurkeyRock
The precise moment the phrase "blank as a fart" was invented.




Zee
Ewwwww, that green thing flew out of her snatch!




DarkestPerk
Catholic Kryptonian School Girls In Trouble!




Zee
Ms Farrow, a word of advice: STOP MAKING MOVIES.


ithurtswhenidothat
Looks like Roy got the last laugh after all.



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