daupstart
"CATCH THAT HUMANOID! STOP THAT INTRUDER!"

cajunmagic
He's trapped in the receiver of an old rotary phone.

ChaosWolf1982
Why is he listening to a burrito being microwaved?

Zee
Just saw one of the 85,725 fake nudes of her on the internet.

eber3
oO(What the hell did he mean?!? Saying I taste just like chicken. What a weird thing to say. What the hell am I supposed to make of that?)Oo

GlitterRock
Suddenly .... me want honeycomb!

GlitterRock
What the -- Lex's thumbprint is the same as the one on the Dinty Moore can!

Shadarus
The computer confirmed his identity off of a THREE point fingerprint match?!? That matches, like, 20% of the population! Nice security measures!

GlitterRock
"Excuse me, Lana?"
(both in unison) "Yes?"

Zee
"I am Zordon."
"I am Zordon."
"I am Zordon."
Which one is the real Zordon? Find out tonight!

GlitterRock
Another triplebreedhottiesforhire.com romance-success story!

GlitterRock
Kristin gets powered down in-between scenes to save on energy costs.

emmapeel
"Hey guys look what I grown last night!!"

GlitterRock
chloevage (klô'vij)
n.
1. Informal. A partial opening in the blouse which allows the presentation of the sumptuous, heaving, luscious, pillowy talents of Allison Mack.

Diana Luna
One of the Sweet Valley twins?

crazyredheadedchick
If you combined the talent and IQ of both Olsen twins into one body, you'd get her.

TheDiva
Wow, a WB teen character looking less than physically perfect!

Zee
Kryptonite and Herpes, Clark's only weaknesses.