Shadarus
Is he copping a feel or attempting to mummify her???

GlitterRock
Tonight on a fresh-new 'Smallville', the tepid, watery romance everyone's been waiting for!

daupstart
[SKRAK!]
"OW! Fuk, Clark! You just gave me scoliosis!"
"Tsk! Earthlings... I swear..."

gleeb
"Do you want to die! Here, let's get that shirt off."

GlitterRock
"Lana, remember when we said we were sacrifice something big for each other? Well ... I gave up my super powers for you."
"Really?? Wow!"
"Um, what did you give up for me?"
"Uh...I gave up Lunchables."

GlitterRock
That's the look of a woman that feels Kryptonian-semen shooting past her uterus with the velocity of a machine gun.

Cyberbeast
"Say hello to my little friend!"

Shadarus
*panting heavily and looking a bit dodgy*
"Okay, I've sealed off all the windows, doors, and other possible avenues of air-flow. Let those terrorists gas me NOW!!!" "Um, honey... you do realize you're going to SUFFOCATE us, don't you?"
"Better than dying at the hands of rebel scum... viva la resistance!!!"
*girlfriend dials 911*

GlitterRock
Guile from "Street Fighter" sees the underwear on the ceiling.

SweetHeart666
Dolph Lundgren sees the underwear on the ceiling.

Diana Luna
Duke Nukem sees the underwear on the ceiling.

TheDiva
That guy from "Space Mutiny" sees the underwear on the ceiling.

LadyLoxley
Rocky Horror got his hair cut, then saw the underwear on the ceiling.

echostation
Ty Pennigton sees the underwear on the ceiling and tries to decipher a secret message out of the skidmarks...

JMShearer
Any of the above characters seeing underwear on the ceiling, but from the perspective of the underwear.

PrezGAR
Ah, the real stars of the show. Now, zoom in. Closer!

TheDiva
Dye her hair red, and it's "The X-Files"...

Zee
Can't be X-Files, the flashlight isn't bright enough to burn out your retinas.