daupstart
... but the fellas call her 'Endurance'....

Zee
Meanwhile, in Vegas, bookies take bets on how many times Prez will employ the icon.

GlitterRock
"Clark, what're you -- CLARK!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING TO THE TRACTOR?!"
(grinding) "It's... uhh uhhh uhh... it's ok... uhh uhh.. mmm... I'm doing it through a hole in the sheet!"

PrezGAR
Right now, the barn and I have something in common.

Zee
You're getting hammered, Prez?

daupstart
You're getting your post shallacked?

TheDiva
You're Amish?

Mattteus
You were a proud tall oak cut down, sliced up and pressure treated?

gleeb
Aw, he's pining. That's sweet.

Indomitus
I think I have more in common with the barn later in its life.
You know... Full of horse shit.

TheDiva
Well, good for them.

GlitterRock
And the savage body-splinters Chloe received taught her to NEVER pole dance on one made of wood!

Gray Zombie
Chloe and some stiff wood.........I'll just leave it there.

emmapeel
I don't know which one is blonder.

GlitterRock
"Hee hee. I put lemon in water for my man! I'm a good girlfriend, right honey?"
"Yeah sure. You're getting the implants, right?"

gleeb
He not only shaved his head; he shaved his house.

daupstart
"This cookout is for up and coming superHEROES, Lex. Sorry, man. You're an up and coming superVILLAIN."
"Aw cmon, Clark. Then save me some chicken... Can you save me some chicken?... and a Coors?..."

GlitterRock
"Clark! (pushing hands from her zipper) Not here! We're only 50 feet from your parents!"
"CLARK SEE THE POON! CLARK TAKE THE POON!"