GlitterRock
"Next on THE BERNIE MAC SHOW...."
PrezGAR
Ani, remember the good old days, when I secretly controlled the Trade Federation, and you were banging that hot Senator from Naboo?
Arienrhod
"Bedtime story, you will read."
GlitterRock
"Make this quick, okay? Me, the Canterville Ghost and Marley are heading over to the Afterlife HOOTERS for Happy Hour. Marilyn Monroe's working there, you know!"
Coakley
"He was a great pilot. Also had a nasty habit of jumping out of air speeders."
PrezGAR
I thought Galadriel was a blonde?
GlitterRock
"You, Captain Solo, are the weakest link. Goodbye."
BlakHat1
Solaris is HotSyncing with Count Dooku's Palm Pilot
Coakley
"We've stolen a small plot device just big enough to sneak through the defenses..."
elKapitan
They decided to keep the incest down to a minimum.
GlitterRock
"Han, old buddy... simma down nah!"
Coakley
Where will you be when you figure out Vader can sense you through the Force?
YibbleGuy
"Oh, shit. You DIDN'T feed my brothers after midnight and get them wet, did you?"
GlitterRock
Lucas.... playing... cute... card.... must... fight... must.... must....
AWWWWWWWWWWW.
MrTim
"Bloop bleep bloop!"
(Trans.: "I'm not talking to you!")