GlitterRock
Congratulations Wesley. You're giving her ideas. Ideas about instituting an abstinence ceremony on the planet.

GlitterRock
Wow... it's unusual to see Picard lose a glaring dome-off!

GlitterRock
.oO That's it, I'm knocking that smug French bastard on his ass! Oo.

GlitterRock
"Welcome to Planet Jailbait!"

GlitterRock
Yeah yeah yeah, Tasha. Act all coy and skittish about the threesome, we all know the score. Tomorrow morning you'll limp onto the bridge and blame it all on the Naked Now virus anyway. Again.

GlitterRock
Wesley's fantasy of a threesome.

tinaw
They're brave; I wouldn't sit on a public stair with so little material between my hoo-ha and the ground.

RodRocket
Peter Struass in "They Saved Shatner's Wig".

JohnSteed
"We now go to Sam Champion in the Good Morning America weather center. Sam....... WHAT THE F***?!"

TheDiva
You know, he probably didn't rack himself in this scene, but just seeing the possibility there brings a smile to my face.

YibbleGuy
Proof of Authenticity: Riker's still clean-shaven, Deanna's hairdo still looks like a chunk of potting soil, Tasha still hasn't been killed by a piece of animated driveway pavement. Get this rare, collectable "It's Not Season 3 Yet--We Still Suck" cast photo today for only ....

JohnSteed
The Annual Starfleet 5k Super Femme Run

AlexGariepy
Picard just needs a pimp cane and fedora and this scene will be set.

ChaosWolf1982
Alex, you make me wish I knew Photoshop better.

crazyredheadedchick
Your wish is my command, gentlemen.

tinaw
"You've failed the Voight-Kampf test. I'm gonna have to retire you."

AlexGariepy
"God... er, other God... er, funny-looking thing out there... please don't kill my people?"

Coakley
"As much as we all wish we could kill Wesley, him getting executed for crushing some flowers isn't exactly what I was hoping for."