GlitterRock
Even *I* wouldn't Photoshop this!

TheDiva
The years have actually been pretty good to Keith Richards.

RodRocket
The years have been unkind to Madonna....

Dita DuPave
The years have been unkind to the keyboardist of Yes.

LadyLoxley
Sure that's not a made-up Hugh Laurie?

GlitterRock
If it is, the years have not been kind to him.

jackrouters
"Am I glad those nattering premixed-coffee bitches went back to America."

GlitterRock
Ewww.... Riker's hitting on Picard's mom from "Where No One Has Gone Before!"

gleeb
If she's Picard's mom, someone must have gone there at least once.

cajunmagic
"So, Genie Francis, huh? Laura from "General Hospital", eh? C'mon, let's smell those fingers."

YibbleGuy
"Maintain standard orbit ... and I don't care how much they help you understand what it's like to be human--get rid of those breasts IMMEDIATELY, Mr. Data."

jackrouters
"But sir, those are my auxiliary batteries. They are Ds."

PrezGAR
"Hurry up, Doc. I've got to read some books. But, you dont have to take my word for it."

Cyberbeast
"THERE ARE FOUR PIPS!"

Shadarus
Yeah, but they're pretty rank... *rimshot*

eber3
"Why no sir! We wouldn't play games on duty."
*10 seconds before*

jackrouters
"That's right, I was the cheapest. Doohan wanted six roast beef sandwiches and Nichols the chance to tell that King story, but all thankfully all I need is a corn remover."

gleeb
"You sure about this, kid? The money's good, but it'll end your career."