jackrouters
A clever anagram for 'Rotten trash. Inaner geek text.'

TheDiva
Ah yes, the classic characters. Kirk...Picard....Zorn.

Zee
That machine is for cooking his erotic cakes.

GlitterRock
Tasha: "Captain."
Troi: "Captain."
Picard (nodding): "Bitches."

GlitterRock
.oO A couple more days of filming this pilot, then I can get back to musical theater and never have to think about Star Trek again! Oo.

GlitterRock
Good & Plentys? They're DOOMED!!

jackrouters
Gauntlet: The Next Generation

Indomitus
*Pac-Man wokka-wokkas past*

daupstart
[Inna Gadda Da Vida heard in background, officers start stepping side to side in unison. Walks through love beads...]
"We've successfully made it to Kirk's ship, captain."

GlitterRock
Denise learned the hard way not to wear a bra made out of crape paper.

GlitterRock
"Remember: flossing is half the battle."

Gray Zombie
The fuck am I supposed to do with this?
"Gray, you've been using that 'F' word alot in your captions"
Really?
"Yea."
Fuck, I'm sorry.

eber3
oO(O'Brien's flabby ass got the seat all out of shape.)Oo

Zee
"My father once told me, it takes a tough starship captain to make a tender chicken."

The Seer
(Twisted Sister enters the room singing "We're Not Gonna Take It")

GlitterRock
... ... ... the hell if I'm gonna hand over control of my ship's security to a woman who can't even manage her roots!

Zee
"The bridge of the enterprise... is it... sexy?"

eber3
oO(Worf's ass ridges got my seat all out of shape.)Oo