Cyberbeast
"Odo, my nuts?"

daupstart
"So, Major Kira. I see you've come to your senses and realized that *I* was the one you really lusted for all of these--......... Aw, who am I kidding. It's just my arm that I shapeshifted to look like Major Kira. I can't live this fantasy anymore. Besides, I'm giving myself burn rash in my armpit from doing this too much..."

Indomitus
He knows Spaz-Fu! RUN!

Indomitus
He's jammin' like Billy Joel at the keyboard.

YibbleGuy
"Nobody will say I'm 'the most boring Captain in the history of the franchise' anymore! Look what I've got--mutant pitchfork hands! Interesting, huh!"

Dairai
Unless Chekov's going to be involved in this, I really don't need to see it...

ArchHallJr
"Anybody ever tell you you'd make a great computer voice?"

Hippie
It would be years before Sulu realized that tingly feeling he experienced while watching Chekov sashay out of the room wasn't an alien virus.

JediClone
Can't captain now. Uhura Upskirt. Love, Jim.

GersonK
Ummm, yeah. And we were surprised because?

Dairai
With this ring, I thee lecture about being an unfeeling Vulcan bastard like your father...

SunSinner
The Night Spocker!

ArchHallJr
"I came for the shrimp. I'll stay for the lovin'."

ArchHallJr
Jesus Christ! Isn't Kimberly Caldwell's fifteen minutes up yet???

Dairai
Join Starfleet.
See the Universe. Wear Fabulous Wigs.

"I'll be damned, captain. It was in the brochure..."

HanoferF
Mudd's Belly

TyranosaurisRex
"All I know is she used to work on the old 'Danny Thomas Show'. Then she posed for 'Playboy' and now she's here fucking everything in 3 counties."

HanoferF
"Don't look now Ted, but I think your shirt is possessed by Eclipso."