AgentQ
DEAR GOD NO KIRK WENT EMO

Hippie
Great. The one time I fall for that "Cloaked Warbird Behind Jupiter's Moon" trick is the same day all my MySpace friends show up to hang out.

GersonK
"It's got a beat, and I can calculate odds to it. I give it a 8.43"

HanoferF
Is this the episode where the all powerful energy being turns Spock into a Stretch Armstrong? Creepy

Hippie
For the first time in history a focus group helped a show's development when they demanded Star Trek get the fuck out of Sickbay and show a little space once in a while. And who the hell are these two nimrods?

AgentQ
The thing Kirk hated most about Enterprise weddings was the inevitable fucking Congo line.

Jazzsoda
Yet another early Trek that revolves around a Dodger Dog. Yawn.

Hippie
Hi, and welcome to "Introduction to 3-D Chess." I'm Ensign Trent McClure. You may remember me from other Starfleet videos like, "Borg: Resistance is Sexy!" and "Sexual Harassment: Don't Be a Klingon Lover."

jackrouters
Writing down his Battletoads high score to send in to Nintendo Power.

JohnSteed
They brought in Le Chiffre to be Nana's stunt ass.

Zee
encyclopaedia dramatis personae:

Deep Space Nine is a place where people who are upset that Star Trek got cancelled, hangout and post unfunny captions for crappy movies and TV shows....

JMShearer
"Oh, dearest Spongemonkey, how I loved thee and thy toasted submarine sandwitches! I shall miss thou, verily!"

TheSpaceToast
The situations that define slash fiction.

TheSpaceToast
*Zzzzzzzzip!*

*Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssss-ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss-ssssssssssssssssssss-psssss-sss*

*shake shake*

*Psssssssssssssssssssssss-psssssssssssssssss-sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss-pssssssss-*

*spark spark*

*display goes dark*

*Pssssssssssssssssssss*

*grunt*

"Psssss-sssss-ssss-sss-sss-s-s... sssssss... sss..."

*drip drip*

*Pssst*

*shake shake*

*...shake*

*drip*

*shake*

*Zzzizzp*

[Oh, what, but it's hilarious when Zee does it...]

ChaosWolf1982
(When he caps, or when he pees on computer-terminals? Because I'm pretty sure he's done both.)

daupstart
[Quark cleaning bar. Kira suddenly jumps out from other side of counter]
"BOOGAH BOOGAH!!!!"
"FUK!!!"
[SLAM]

YibbleGuy
"That's right, drink 'em in, boys ...."

ChaosWolf1982
Lucky shapechanging bastard, that Odo.