TheDiva
The Voyager? Oh no, the franchise has lapped itself!

gleeb
So the whole misunderstanding could have been avoided if NASA had used a simple non-corrosive brass treatment?

ChaosWolf1982
(Chaos wanders by with a jar of Turtle Wax and a dustrag)

Shadarus
That cheese-grater from Best Week Ever is loose in the galleries again... *sigh*

BlakHat1
..to boldly SUCK as no movie has SUCKED before!

elKapitan
Best. Enterprise. Ever.

Shadarus
Right now, somewhere out there, this is someone's avatar.

PrezGAR
One down, nine to go. And only four of them will be really worth it.

BlakHat1
At least they spelled Uhura's name right in this one..

cajunmagic
Wait, Majel Barrett got top billing over Walter Koenig? How did that happen?

Oh, right.

cajunmagic
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Franklyn Seales? You mean Alfonso Ribeiro's dad, the uptight guy from Silver Spoons? WTF??

jackrouters
And Jimmie "J.J." Walker as Din'ogh'Myte.

Indomitus
"Well, *I* don't think your Automan costume sucks. (snicker)"

GlitTerrorRock
"I loved you in the 'White And Nerdy' video, Donny!"

Jazzsoda
“Christ, I’m starving. What time’s Trekfast?”

Seltaeb
In space, nobody can hear you stare at Mary's breasts.

Jazzsoda
I always hated the weekends in the 80's when Spock would host MTV. I mean, how many Devo videos in a row can you really sit through?

Jazzsoda
That's the suave motherfucker Kirk that I know. It's not date rape when you outrank them.