STAR TREK CAPTIONS
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Shadarus
o/~ Well, you're a read tough Admiral with a long history...
...of inspiring funny caps like the ones I see.
That's okay, it's just how we do it,
You'll... pause in... your lines... and just get through it.
Hit you with our best cap,
C'mon we'll hit you with our best cap...
Hit you with our best cap...
Typin' a-waaaaay. o/~

(I hope that's still funny when I'm awake...)




elKapitan
So.... just what exactly does V'Ger need all this shit for, anyway???




tinaw
You're gonna have to check the tracking on the door to your quarters, JohnSteed. (I kid, honey!)




meqal
Fuck you people. I'm only half human. Earth gets wiped out, no big deal to me. I still got a home. I say we get the hell out of here.




Cyberbeast
"KIRK, THIS IS GOD! MAKE THE FUNNY MONKEY LIPS OR YOU'RE NOT GETTING A DAMN THING YOU ASK FOR!"




Blakhat1
"Do you think in the Mirror Universe our doubles are wearing better uniforms?"




meqal
Are you the probe that broke the bottle over Ronnie's head at the dice game?




zoom98
"You came here without a handbag. Do you know where your Persis?"




YibbleGuy
Meanwhile, in "From Russia With Love," Lotte Lenya reveals SPECTRE's secret plans.




AlexGariepy
"Having the Ready Room right next to the Ladies' Locker Room is the best idea I could think of!"




Shadarus
Wait, if you look at Decker's reflection in the mirror it's McCoy! What is this, Quantum Trek?!?




GlitterRock
(looks at him for about a minute, snaps fingers)
"Sulu, right?"

"No, Admee-ral. Chekov."
"Chekov. Chekov. Sounds familiar. Are you the gay one or the Commie?"
(sigh)
"De Commie, sir."
"Right. Right. Well, cut out that Commie stuff and get with the U.S. of A, mister. That's an order!"




kilroy105
"Surprise! Yep... Summer of SciFi logo again. Didn't expect me to pop up in a galactic Pez dispenser now, did ya!! Well... time to find more sets to dim the lights on. Later!"




Shadarus

Anyone else seein' this???




YibbleGuy
And the award for "Special Effect That Looks Worse Than 'Bring Back Kirk' In A Film That Probably Cost More Than 'Heaven's Gate'" goes to ....




Dita DuPave
Looks like Spock is going to give him the Matrix of Leadership.


eber3
Spock! Did you stick a package of snakes in the phaser array again?


Enapov
Wait a second, is this from the movie or are they action figures?



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