eber3
Do you...HHhhhave any....TTTTTucks?

daupstart
"Waaaitaminute!... There isn't any Sacred Bajoran Naked Oiled Body-Rub Prophet Ritual! You just made that up to get me in my pants, didn't you Sisko? You allllmost had me."

Cyberbeast
o/'...Drive! Push it to the floor till the engine screams. Drive! Drivin' like the demon that drives your beat...o/'

TheDiva
I NEED AN ADULT!!!

Nyssa23
Scene from that heartwarming Ferengi holodrama, "It's a Profitable Life"

tinaw
"Dad, why do I look like tinaw's brother when he was my age?"
"I don't know, son. I don't know."

daupstart
"So what are you saying? You will not give me poon or other forms of sexual pleasure in the name of the Prophets?!"
".............. no."

Nyssa23
Theirs is a dour love.

gleeb
Ooh, he's undone his tunic at the top. Now, it's personal.

TheDiva
Just when I think it can't get more annoying, they bring the kids out.

Zee
This is that episode where Sisko and Quark flashback to their academy days where they first met and fell in love...

DiscoBoy
How can you not trust a pair of faces like that?

JohnSteed
"99 potions, 99 X-potions, 99 ethers, 99 dry ethers, 99 phoenix downs, 99 elixers...."
"That's Steed's stuff all right...."

Indomitus
"He's lining it up... He's scanning... It's a match, folks! But, oh no, the quantity is wrong! Looks like we're going into double inventory reconciliation overtime, folks! Boy howdy, what a count this is turning out to be!"

Nyssa23
"Yes, this is it, Nog...the entire collection of '94 Playmates DS9 figures. But they didn't make any of us, the cheap bastards."
"Yeah, and not even any playsets. What's up with that?"

DiscoBoy
"What? Did the Cardassians destroy all your lawnmowers, too? Clean up your damn planet!"

YibbleGuy
Periodically, the ghost of Gene Roddenberry attempts to take possession of Majel's arm and punch Rick Berman in the nuts.

daupstart
"She had big ..... tracts of prophets."