RodRocket
"Icy dead people."

The Seer
Janice is hit on by Ensign Joey Tribbiani.
"How you doin'?"

GlitterBellRock
"I--I know doctors aren't supposed to get involved with their patients, but...."

GlitterBellRock
"OWWW! Bloody hell! Randy, Paula just hit me in the arm!"
"She's a girl! Don't be a baby, dawg."
"But she's got those sharp little knuckles. Owww."

GlitterBellRock
He's gonna throw guano any second!

GlitterBellRock
"Ahhhh! I've got no reflection!"

The Seer
"Guess what? I snuck into the women's showers with my cell phone and got pictures of Rand naked."
"Let me see! Let me see!"

RodRocket
"Fascinating, Captain. This 'iPod' from the early 21st century has more memory capacity than the entire ship's computer. The past is rapidy outpacing it's own future!"

TheCarolingDiva
He's doing the Ashlee Simpson my-tape-deck-screwed-up dance, isn't he?

AlexGariepy
At least on TNG, the only problem was the engineer playing with computer chips...

Cyberbeast
VO: Science Officer's log, suplemental. I believe things are getting worse on Enterprise, the crews' inhibitions are disappearing at an alarming rate.
"Damn, look at that sweet Vulcan ass!"

RodRocket
"Yup...."
"Uh-uh...."
"So, now what?"
"I dunno, go boldly some more?"
"Okay."

AlexGariepy
Looks like Mick Foley finally merged both Dude Love and Mankind...

GlitterBellRock
It's the Captain's privilege that he can play UNO while sitting in the Captain's chair.

Coakley
Yes, because love between a human and a Vulcan is always fulfilling.