JohnSteed
"Come in, Corneria...."
"This is Corneria. Pepper speaking. Congratulations on a job well done!"
"Roger. I'm heading back to Corneria."

Indomitus
"My... neck! What... haveyoudone... with... myneck?"

alexgariepy
"So you're NOT bringing me back?"

TheSpaceToast
I respect them for doing this on a Tandy, but still...

elKapitan
"Still.. cappingaway.. will it.. everend?"

Indomitus
"I'm givin ya all she's got, Captain! There's just no room in the budget for necks!"

AntiHero
"I have to go now. my planet needs me"
*slides up off frame*

Indomitus
Great. Sulu's using the main viewscreen to play Doom again.

alexgariepy
Stupid Mapquest gets more complicated once you get into space.

alexgariepy
And Shrek goes to watch the pretty explosions from his observatory...

alexgariepy
*panicked* Problem pixelation!

JohnSteed
The thing that plays the Song of Nephilim? What, is Starfleet fighting the Gnosis, too?

Indomitus
...for screwing up an otherwise decent storyline are endless when placed in the hands of fanboys with no life.

Cyberbeast
...of anyone who had anything to do with making this having any kind of sexual contact in their lifetime: zero.

TheDiva
...of this little piece of fanboy nonsense being anything more than a complete waste of time are slim.

JohnSteed
....of this being worse than the battle with God in Final Frontier are at least 50/50.

JurassicPork
...are finite in the hands of chubby thirty-something men who live in their mothers' basements.

Indomitus
...because some fanboys just don't know when to take a hint and shut up about it already!

GlitterRock
Oh, how I'd long for a little Neil Gaiman-imagery right now...

Coakley
Yeah, and I would have kept Janice Rand on the Enterprise after the first season, and would have made Saavik the traitor in Undiscovered Country, and made Harriman a little bit more on the ball in Generations... but I wouldn't have spent a zillion hours on a ToastMaster to do it!

elKapitan
Yes, that's right. The number of possible ways you can enjoy a REFRESHING COCA-COLA.... ARE ENDLESS!!!!!!!!!!