TheDiva
"I assure you, the giant purple robots are progressing on schedule."
The_Gray_Zombie
How many washed up actors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Dita DuPave
How many Michael Douglases does it take to screw in a light bulb?
GlitTerrorRock
"You know, with changing light-bulbs comes great responsib-- "
"Gawd, Ben, shut the hell UP! You say that EVERYTHING comes with 'great responsibility!' You're gonna screw up someone's life royally if they ever listen to you!"
GlitterRock
"May, it's been 40 years since you were Miss Pismo Beach. Maybe you should take off the sash...."
GlitterRock
"Hello, Sally Struthers here. I've like you to meet a very special boy. His name is Peter, and he's very very hungry....."
PrezGAR
"This is my gift, it is my curse. Who am I? Im Skeleton Man."
TheDiva
Focus! Fo--on second thought, this is about as clear as I want this picture to be. Never mind.
GlitterRock
Meanwhile, the Emperor is falling down the Death Star core.....
Coakley
Wait, I thought the other guy had the X-ray vision.
GlitterRock
"B-but Norman. The new Pert Plus-PLUS hasn't even been tested yet!"
"Dammit, man, we're scientists!"
TheDiva
DEFINITELY not Hugh Jackman.
Hey, I'm nothing if not loyal to my harem boys...
JohnSteed
"SCORE ON THE BACK-END GROSSES! CA-CHING!"
YibbleGuy
. o O "I'm afraid to unzip my fly. With all these other spider changes coursing through my body, what if I look down and I have EIGHT of them?"
JohnSteed
Memo to me: Get bitten by radioactive spider IMMEDIATELY.