TheDiva
aka "Jumping on the Comic-Book Movie Bandwagon a Little Late"
Coakley
Adjectiveless title... check.
Dita DuPave
What a remarkable composer!
Coakley
Danny Elfman music... check.
Dita DuPave
oO/ He's looking down my top isn't he cappers? \Oo
TheDiva
I feel his pain. Or at least I did, for most of junior high.
GlitterRock
"Hey Jayson, maybe you should just buckle down and report one of your stories for a change."
"Or what? The Times'll fire me? OOOOOOOOH, I'm SO scared!"
TheDiva
And how come they get the cool field trip to the genetic engineering lab, anyway? Best field trip I ever got in high school was to the natural history museum...
The_Gray_Zombie
I went on a field trip to the bakery once and saw how they made the bread.......
GlitTerrorRock
"Ma'am, may I ask Tobey McGuire a question, please?"
"I'm sorry, Tony. This isn't Mr. McGuire, this is only a block of wood...."
GlitterRock
.oO One..... two.... th--th--thr--- UGH! (flop!) Damn, I've got to lay off the flies and start exercising. I've got eight legs, for crissakes: I should be able to do more than two pushups! Oo.
PrezGAR
"At least Im not my cousin. He was bitten by a radioactive human."
GlitterRock
.oO Geez, what a spaz! Making squirrel-faces to the spiders... whoa, I can TOTALLY see down her shirt! Oo.
PrezGAR
"We've created a spider that will make $400 million at the box office in record time."
JohnSteed
Yet when the same thing happens to Dr. Smith, the film flops. Hmmmm....