SPIDER-MAN CAPTIONS
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TheDiva
So the third movie takes place in Isengard?




TheDiva
The Rockies must be playing.




GlitTurkeyRock
After the reception of the Hulk and Punisher movies, the Surgeon General is starting to film a warning before ALL Marvel movies these days.

Take that as a sign, Ghost Rider.




ChaosWolf1982
Gouda-Fist!




RodRocket
.o0O(I wonder if they got room for me at the Doom Patrol....)




Zee
*Scooter sticks his head in*
"Five minutes, Mr. Maguire!"




kilroy105
... and attacks it with Magic Missile.




gleeb
"Aranebo ad altare Dei…" (I will sling a web toward the altar of God…)




Cyberbeast
What do you want to bet he's sitting in a circle with Peter and Mary Jane smoking pot.




GlitTurkeyRock
The face of a man who's handled the sweet, sweet yabbos of both Laura Prepon *and* Scarlett Johansson.


... fucker...




kilroy105
Hail Topher... full of Grace...
(lightning crashes..) *THUD!*




TheDiva
"I can't get that Fanta song out of my head!"




GlitTurkeyRock
"Won't y'all Cappers jus' SIMMA DOWN NAH??!"




TheDiva
"Sydney, the Golem's out again! I told you to fix that hole in the fence!"




Cyberbeast
I don't know is name, but his face rings a bell. *rimshot*




GlitTurkeyRock
"Hey MJ, *you're* the one who wanted a family!"
*squirts out his eggsac*




Zee
*sigh* "Getting kidnapped is getting kind of boring, actually."


GlitTurkeyRock
*she turns head quickly.... SNAP! THUD!*

"Dude! That is so not cool!"



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