GlitTurkeyRock
SPIDER-MAN VS. CHARLIE MURPHY!

RodRocket
Next time, take Beano before going to bed!

GlitTurkeyRock
Well, it IS a change from the sticky viscous liquid Peter normally wakes up to find in bed....

GlitTurkeyRock
Diarrhea is like a stack of wheatcakes, raging inside you.....

gleeb
Pronouns do so much, let ask so little. Show a little love.

RodRocket
Okay.... NO PHOTOSHOP FUNNY BUSINESS, GOT IT?

Mattteus
What Rod? I was going to put an apple in his hand!

RodRocket
See??? That's just what I'm talking about! Why does it ALWAYS have to be an apple, huh? WHY? What's the matter, PEARS aren't good enough for you people? And PEACHES! Huh? Peaches, Nectarines, all kinds of terrific fruit that can be eaten right out of hand being held down by the friggin' A.A.A.A.! The American Apple Awareness Association! PUT DOWN THAT MACINTOSH AND PICK UP A BOSC, I SAY UNTO YOU! STRIKE A BLOW FOR YOUR FREEDOM OF CHOICE!!!

GlitTurkeyRock
Any second now, Bruce Campbell's voice is going to start giving me a tutorial on how to use my powers....

RodRocket
About damn time they made an Ant-Man movie....

GodoHell
We now return to Harrison Ford in George Orwell's "Ant Farm."

GlitTurkeyRock
Thomas Haden Church *IS* Ant Farm!
Summer 2007

kilroy105
They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for new Half-Life II Episode weapons.

GodoHell
"-uck you, Godo! Seabiscuit was NOT overrated!!!"

GlitTurkeyRock
"I'm gonna ask MJ to marry me."
ANT FARM!
"We have some new information. This is your uncle's actual killer."
ANT FARM!
"Whoa Spidey! Love the new outfit!"
YA ANT FARMING YET?

Zee
No, no, it's AUNT MAY! Idiots.

RodRocket
"Nipples in wet clothes aren't enough, Sam? NOW you want up-skirt shots? Thank God my contract is up after this one...."

GlitTurkeyRock
Special Guest Appearance: a David Tennant action figure