SPIDER-MAN CAPTIONS
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Zee
Columbia Pictures bought a graveyard for all it's failed projects?




kilroy105
.oO Why did I even think of agreeing to The Spider House Rules? Oo.




kilroy105
This has got to be the worst case of subliminal advertising ever.




TheDiva
Now I feel like MPAA thugs are going to break down my door for capping this...




ChaosWolf1982
o/` Emoman, Emoman, Does whatever an Emo can... o/`




GlitTurkeyRock
"There's just so much watermarked litter on the highways....."




Mattteus
Oh boohoo! You don't see Tim Curry crying like a bitch because we capped him!




kilroy105
I knew it was a matter of time before Marvel and Sam Raimi decided to green-light the Marvel Zombies.




kilroy105
If I can see everything that way, I totally want Columbia's property!!




GlitTurkeyRock
Thomas Haden Church *IS* Stretch Armstrong!
Summer 2008




Zee
Sideways 2: The Ascension




GlitTurkeyRock
"Why do you want me to roll around in corn meal breading, Mr. Dahmer?"
"... no reason."




PrezGAR
How the crew of the Enterprise-D should have dealt with Armus.




GlitTurkeyRock
Briefs under the costume or commando?




kilroy105
Deal or No Deal?




LadyLoxley
Soup or salad?




Mattteus
Yet they always choose Jif


GlitTurkeyRock
"You do too much… college, a job, all this time with me. You're not Jack Sparrow, you know!"
"Um, Aunt May? Don't you mean Superman?"
"Pfft, he wishes! Did you see how much Pirates 3 made over the summer??"



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