TheSpaceToast
Tonight, on a very special episode of "Blossom."
Coakley
You wanna know what I never got about "Blossom?" Why Joey was about as Irish as the day is long, but Blossom, Anthony and the rest of the Russo family were a bunch of
[Glitter's Cap-Page Board has detected an ethnic slur.]
HEY, I didn't even post anything! I'm not trying to use an ethnic slur, just saying that, aside from Joey, the family on Blossom were... were... Darn it. Okay, they were, okay! They just... were.
GlitterRock
"I don't care if you ARE my brother! I'm not charging you $20, same as in town. I'm $50!"
GlitterRock
The first Mary Kay Letourneau/"my eyes are up HERE" caption!
daupstart
"So tell me, Kyle. Have you ever eaten pussy before?"
"... Uhhhhhhhhh...."
gleeb
Mason Reese after kicking the devilled ham habit and losing 20 pounds.
GlitterRock
John Ritter's death hit the Problem Child the hardest.......
GlitterRock
.oO Oh gawd, Kelly Monaco... Kelly Monaco... don't stare at her boobs... don't stare at her boobs.... Oo.
"So how are you today, Sonny?"
"BREASTS!! Aw damn...."
Coakley
Why is Kelly tipped forward like that... nevermind.
Dita DuPave
Is he storing up nuts in his cheeks for the winter?
gleeb
…with sports, and Frieda Entwhistle in the NewsOne Traffic Chopper!
TheDiva
"Injured in an accident? I'll get you the money you DESERVE!"
TheLurker
Oh, please. That is SO not Alan Rickman!
GlitterRock
He is also SO not Sean Connery.
...
'Cause his name's Alan Quartermaine, and Sean was Alan Quatermain in 'League of Extraordin-- ahhhh, skip it.
TheDiva
...AS the lost member of any boy band.