cajunmagic
Am I the only one who notices animated cameltoe? I am? Ok.

GlitterBellRock
Jo Grant: "Excuse me, Vaguely-Bobcat Goldthwait... can you direct me to the 'Doctor Who' gallery?"
"Sure. Just go around the corner, second door on the left, it's down the hall, you can't miss it. If you end up in Middle Earth, you've went too far. And if you end up in Hip Hop Homeroom, you're too early -- and trust me, you do not want to end up in Hip Hop Homeroom!"

gleeb
The director's compelling artistic vision.

GlitterBellRock
You always hear about a soap opera child being made older in order to advance the storyline .... but you never hear about them being made younger again, do you?
"Well no, Glitter. That'd be silly."

RodRocket
I mean it, that jerk Jim Shooter RUINED Chris Claremont's brilliant "Dark Phoenix" saga just to market a reunion of all the original X-Men! I mean, come on! An alien simulacrum from a pod that just HAPPENED to be near that space shuttle when it crashed!?!?

Let it go, Rod.... Just let it go....

RodRocket
I can fit SEVEN cursors in this one!

Indomitus
Apparently, "inconspicuous" is not in her vocabulary. Probably too many syllables.

TheCarolingDiva
This is an overly elaborate prison-rape fantasy.

Zee
I think it's just elaborate enough for me.

jackrouters
*spits out gag*
"Okay, you'll LOVE my excuse for being late to work."

cajunmagic
Now on to Llanview!

Zee
IT'S A MALIBU!
THE GUIDING LIGHT
SAVES ULTRAVERSE

TheCarolingDiva
"Wow, imagine finding a strip club this far out in the forest!"

TheSpaceToast
"Bachelor number one, if I were irradiated by an evil genius causing my molecular structure to mutate into a plasma-like force field induction current upsetting the space-time continuum and allowing an alien symbiont to hijack my nervous system when the moon is full causing seismic shifts in the gravity of the Nazca Plate and revealing for the first time since Haley's Comet last passed Neptune the lost island near the Antarctic where giant lizard men plot to disable the world's power grid and wake the ancient god of the void who devours the souls of lost sailors in the Bermuda Triangle but fears the power of the silver extra-terrestrial who comes to Earth to stop the invasion of the pod beings who can only be distinguished by their three toes on each foot unless a 10.2 gigawatt Higgs field is cast in the immediate vicinity of the equatorial ley line near Peru where the mad disgraced doctor who created Metaloid and Centropoid weighs the pros and cons of turning all of humanity into willing slaves to the subterranean dwellers of the remains of the Tunnel Under the Atlantic who battle A.N.G.E.L. agent #9 for dominion over the mythical cyclops people of the Ural Mountains trained by the Soviets as a weapon against the sandmen of Lheng in the bitter struggle largely erased from history by the mysterious magician at the fortnightly Carnival of Souls who's daughter the Girl Detective ventures nightly into the shadowy Postmodern Museum built in mirror-image under the Museum of Modern Art to find the one who can restore balance to the warring realms of the third level of reality from which Power Man derives the supershifting power he's been reported in the papers to be using since switching to his blue costume after his battle with the toad creature created in the freak lighting strike on the underground bunker near Area 61 where it is rumored the Canadian government is developing an antidote against the zombie plague let loose on Devon Island by the team of research scientists investigating the mysterious crashed space station built long ago by an interstellar race who's machines continue to build the warriors who terrorize Japan's secret asteriod bases where the antigravity metal that created Divine Wind is mined and rendered into time machines like the one hijacked by the Brotherhood of Shadows in their ill-fated attempt to prevent the fall of the Assyrian empire when the Blue Streak was forced to convert himself into a hybrid cat person and convince the Fates to transport him back 3000 years where he enlisted the unlikely help of the last of the dinosaur riding men of the Nameless Desert..."

gleeb
See the space between the G and the last P? Looks kind of like a pointing finger, doesn't it? And pointing is impolite. Who's more impolite than the Devil?

See, P&G are satanic!