Cyberbeast
Likes: Puppies, shopping, and fisting.

cajunmagic
"Jeez. How come I never got a real nemesis? Palmer Cortland has Adam Chandler.The most I ever got was Roger Thorpe, and he died of ALS."

cajunmagic
Aww, he has his dad's scowl.

TheCarolingDiva
That's about the soap opera-iest name you can get, right there.

Indomitus
.oO(My Unknown-Twin-Returned-From-The-Dead Sense is tingling!)Oo.

enigk
"ALL HAIL HYPNO-HO!"

jackrouters
God forbid anyone should see the brand name "GOYA".

Cyberbeast
I thought this was a "Heroes" comic at first, until I realized that they weren't driving a Nissan.

Zee
THERE IS NO CAMERON DIAZ, ONLY ZUUL!!!

Zee
My Date With Kate Bosworth

TheCarolingDiva
"Don't tell anybody, but I'm gonna crash this car and fake my death!"

cajunmagic
Harley Cooper IS SuperBarrista!

GlitterRock
I'd guess that was Chi McBride -- except there's not ten-gajillion neck wrinkles back there.

Gray Zombie
Hey, yea, I just wanted to tell you that if you hadn't figured out by the upteen bazillion clues we've been dropping, Marvel Comics is working closely with us on this story arc. What? Yea, we are pretty desperate for ratings.

TheSpaceToast
Is Martha Stewart "canon" in the Ultimates universe?

RodRocket
Joan Van Ark's been through the barrier at the edge of our galaxy, too?

TheCarolingDiva
So how does she keep a secret identity, anyway? Is there more than one person in town with crazy eyes?

GlitterBellRock
Wow. When I heard she was going to get "reamed," I had a totally different scene in mind!