AlexGariepy
"But what if it wasn't me who did, but my clone?"
"Shhh, they haven't exploited clone storylines yet!"
GlitterRock
"Please... dear Lord... please let my wife's body not reject this newest set of breast implants."
YibbleGuy
How come HE'S scared? I'M the one that has to look at his neck.
gleeb
"Ms Right's not gonna just fall into your lap, Son. You're gonna have to go out and abduct her, like we did in my day."
daupstart
... That's when George discovered he can levitate and control cum wads in mid air with his minnnnd...
YibbleGuy
Well, *I* feel old now. It doesn't seem possible that Luke should already be at 'I'll get you dadblamed smoochers!' capping age.
GiltterRock
.oO He must never find out he's adopted. Oo.
YibbleGuy
"There's a good reason that my breasts are so distant from one another. They had an argument last night, and they want to spend some time apart."
RodRocket
"You claim to be so great at it. Let's see you suck the cork out...."
Zee
"How do you like my collection of shit randomly thrown on my bookshelves?"
AlexGariepy
"I left the iron on at home, which is really a secret military base that I run that has evil ninjas and hitmen poised to take over the state capital at some point, but I digress."
"Yes, you really did."
GlitterRock
Emma Mamms 
AlexGariepy
"Bew. Bies."
GlitterRock
"I would appreciate it if you quit flipping the complimentary packet of peanuts in my cleavage, thankyouverymuch!"
gleeb
"Well, can I move about the cabin if I keep my eyes closed?"
GlitterRock
"Dad, I have something to tell you. My... my teeth are bisexual!"
::cue dramatic soap music, fade to black::
::suddenly fades back to scene::
"Waitaminute! That's MOLAR, not polar!"
"Really? Well -- still a pretty good sweeps' storyline, isn't it?"
AlexGariepy
"Are you sure that's only one baby? Have you checked to see if the hospital left behind the evil twin or gave it away somewhere? Because those evil twins, man, they just pop in at the weirdest of times."
TheDiva
"Who's a cute widdle plot contrivance? Yes him is..."