gleeb
"Well, I'm a Franciscan now, but I wanna move up to being a Dominican."
"Wanna get out of the minors, huh?"

Gray Zombie
So, Zuul, do you like your entry in the Capper Wiki?
".........."
Zuul?
".........."
Ah crap, Fred? Is that you?
"Couldn't make an entry for me?"
We'll work on it, I promise.
"May not have the sex appeal that Zuul has, but you've got entries for DanZero, MirandaRamsey, and DeadlyRinger."
Ok, I said we'll work on it.
"And you spent two hours working on the DanZero entry. How sad is that?"

LauraPowers85
"Dude, do you know of any Obi Wan Kenobi? I got some droid might be his."
"Obi Wan Kenobi. That's a name I haven't heard in many years."

Mattteus
oO(Damn kids smoked all my glaucoma weed)

GlitterRock
Print out this image, cut out the face and eyes, and you can make a Freaky-Eye-Monk mask for YOUR thumb this Halloween!
After all your thumbs have done for you over the years, isn't that the least you can do? Hm?

gleeb
"Sorry I'm late…"

Indomitus

...
*walks up*
Hi. What's your name? Can I buy you a drink?

ChaosWolf1982
Who is she, and why isn't she currently pleasuring me under the desk like a Clinton-era intern?

GlitterRock
Ryan was torn with his feelings for his half-sister.
Until he finally reconciled which half he wanted to have sex with. Then he was totally okay with it.

TheDiva
"Come Lord Jesus, be our guest, let this sex for us be blessed. Amen."

ChaosWolf1982
"I'm not just a hot rack, you know! I've got a... um... that thing that makes thoughts..."

TheDiva
If she were any more lifted and separated, her ribcage would split apart.

eber3
Yeah the boobs are nice, but I'm looking to move into a little place down town.

GlitterRock
Sadly, all I can think of is that this looks just like the menu-screen for the Buffy season-2 DVD.
Oh. I just remembered the gold-bikini girl. I'm happy again!

gleeb
Because of FCC regulations, they've blocked out the back of her knees.