Mattteus
oO(oh man he's dumb as a post.. then again.. I'm dumb as a post too...)

TheDiva
God, it's like a black hole of intelligence. I feel my IQ dropping just by looking at it...

BlakHat1
He's hoping to win a Golden Globe, maybe even two..

Zee
Oh, great, thanks a lot, now I have to feel guilty for masturbating to this.

GlitterRock
"Gran, I.. I have something to tell you. I've been having an affair with the senator, and I'm pregnant."
{{{{WHUMMMMMFF!}}}}
"Is... is that a rip in the fabric of space-time?"
"Yes! Wow. Unexpected pregnancy *and* dimensional instability in the same episode. Must be sweeps month!"

ChaosWolf1982
The evil Sith mother-in-law I get... but why is the hot naked blonde being censored with radioactive bacon-strips?

TheDiva
Children should NOT wear cheetah prints.

YibbleGuy
"Wow, man, like ... is it 4:20 yet?"

tinaw
.oO . . . YOU gonna be da worm face! Oo.

tinaw
Chimpanzee nurse fantasizing about a human, Sith baby -- why am I not watching this show??????

TheDiva
Aren't soap operas convoluted enough without bringing evil lightning-wielding children into it?

cajunmagic
"I am here to escort you across the River Styx, Antonio Banderas."

JustinThyme
No I do not need the twelve volume set of "Mysterious Mysteries of Fudge"...

GlitterRock
Sure, everyone talks about The Hand Of Omega. But does anyone ever mention The Right Leg Of Omega? Fuck no they don't!
And it's a crying shame too, because there's some stories to tell there, mate!

daupstart
"But... you used the Axe Body wash. No you MUST join the Order of the Serpentine, dude."

Zee
"I sense knockers..."

YibbleGuy
. o O "Man--how long does it take for a three-year-old to outgrow the 'Stabbing Everybody In The Neck With A Boxcutter' phase?"

GlitterRock
Cherie from "Punky Brewster" announces she's returning to Planet 10. Real soon.