TheDiva
So would that make it P for Vendetta? *ducks* Hey, who threw that?

GlitterRock
Sure, Tiffini-Mae faced almost certain death at the hands of her evil twin sister .... but she took consolation in the fact that her lip-gloss still looked FABULOUS!

GlitterRock
"You can't kill me. I could be your father."
"You could?"
"This is a soap opera, boy -- hell, I could even be your MOTHER!"

AlexGariepy
Even she can't help but stare at 'em.

GlitterRock
"Hans?? Your evil mistress is dead! Now you take her corpse right back to the morgue ... and don't let me trying to catch you sneaking her out to bring her back from the dead ever again!"
"Ach! You are no fun, mein herr!"

AntiHero
"Oh my god, it looks like Lana is about to get naked! I know this is network tv, but let me get that empty pudding cup just in case...."

TheDiva
Nothing like the high of seducing your brother's lawyer to get your estranged father's inheritance.

AlexGariepy
*automated message*
"Hi, and welcome to the Emergency Soap Opera Hotline. If you are currently dead and wish to be revived, press 1. If you are in love with someone but are too afraid to say anything, press 2. If you are in love with someone who is married and wish to kill the spouse, press 3. If you have an evil twin making your live miserable, press 4. If you are an evil twin and you need help in making the the other person's life miserable, press 5. If you are an evil mobster who needs pointers on how to take over an insignificant town, press 6. If you are currently trying to sell your soul to the devil in order to take revenge, press 7. If you fear you are being stalked by some crazy person, press 8. If you have a skeleton in the closet you worry may come out, press 9..."

Indomitus
With that placement of the pop-up ad, the Nielsen Ratings for the show dropped by about 5 points.

GlitterRock
A hologram-dude on a soap-opera?? Now I've seen everything!

TheDiva
So, do all guys fantasize about being total slobs and still being able to attract immaculately beautiful women, or is it just a TV thing?

gleeb
Some of us are lucky. We don't have to fantasize about being total slobs.

YibbleGuy
The peaceful sleep that comes from knowing your eyeshadow is perfectly color-coordinated with your pillow sham.

Mattteus
This is usually the part of porn I fast forward through.

Sidesk
"We're too late! Omega controls the... um... paper!"

GlitterRock
She just can't stop thinking about Tony. Wondering where he could be, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of her, and whether he'll ever return someday.

meqal
AKA: The crap Sci Fi airs on weekday mornings around 8AM

TheDiva
For when evil twins, scheeming heiresses, affairs with poolboys, and corporate extortion aren't melodramatic enough.