TheDiva
Another rogue Porch Swing cap! Glitter, are you sure your fences are secure?

elKapitan
"What you are about to see is a dramatization brought to you buy the Suntan Lotion Council of America..."

GlitterRock
Red-Hot David Soul-sex action, courtesy of VAAL!

Coakley
"Who has two thumbs and loves to blow this guy? No, wait, I did it wrong..."

GlitterRock
"You really think it's that serious?"
"Serious, Bones. It upsets the whole percentage."
"How do you mean?"
"Well, in a few years, the Iotians may demand a piece of OUR action!"

RodRocket
"She's all the sistah I need!"

TheDiva
Well, now we know what happened to the leftovers from Queen Latifah's breast reduction surgery.

MrAtomik
Its the new Fashion Scarecrow, from Fashion Products Inc.

YibbleGuy
You know that Days Of Our Lives has jumped the shark when even the characters on the show try desperately to change to another channel.

Indomitus
Billy Crystal and Mary Hart?
*stabs out eyes*

Dita DuPave
Looks like Shelley Long and Billy Crystal to me. Yeah, yeah, I know, like that's even better.

TheDiva
I think it's Marg Helgenberger and John C. Riley...which is better, but not much.

GlitterRock
"The obelisk.... bringing back my memories.... oh my God-- I *am* Kirok!!"
(dramatic music swells...fade to commercial)

GlitterRock
The Continuing Adventures of .... COLLAGEN NUN!

GlitterRock
Even the shady ghost of his evil-twin-midget-brother came to the funeral!