GlitterRock
"6 .... 6..... 5? Dammit. I should've known he wasn't the Antichirst; this isn't sweeps-month!"

Indomitus
We'll be re-enacting the climactic scene from MacBeth.
Just kidding!
It'll be more of the same overplayed crap! What did you expect? A 20 minute discourse on the futility of the human experience? We're a Soap Opera fer cryin out loud! We've got tight pants and feathered haircuts, and that's it.

GlitterRock
It's sweeps-month, so that means one thing: TITS, TITS, TITS!

GlitterRock
"What if -- I'm *NOT* all the sistah he needs...?"
(dramatic music swells...fade to commercial)

GlitterRock
"Hey Bo, whaddya know?"
"Just got back from Kokomo!"

AntiHero
THE CASKET IS EMPTY! THE CASKET IS EMPTY! WHERES THE UNDERTAKER!? *lights go out* *dong*

GlitterRock
(yawn)
"No one in the coffin, guess he's not really dead, blah blah blah. Anyone wanna go to Taco Bell for lunch?"

elKapitan
"How could you NBC logo? I was happily married to my wife for three whole months until I found you two in my bed. THREE WHOLE MONTHS!! Then *you* come along and have an affair with her. Time for a dramatic stare down bitch."
*cue dramatic stare down theme*

GlitterRock
He's using the Joey Tribbiani-patented "smell-the-fart" soap acting!

RodRocket
PUMAT: Freddie Mercury, Ali McGraw, Anthony Bourdain

ChaosWolf1982
Really, Rod? I could've sworn it was a PUMAT of John Travolta, Sly Stallone, and Cher...

TheDiva
It's Unspeakable, whoever participated in it.

TheLurker
Next, on Guess-the-Gender Theater...
(I think it's vaguely Steven Tyler, except with the sexiness sucked out. Yeah, there's that weird taste in men again...)

Dita DuPave
Looks like the lovechild of Juliana Margulies and Michael Jackson to me.

elKapitan
"So we meet again, NBC logo. Lucky for you we are on sacred ground, or else we would have to engage in an immortal duel."