elKapitan
"I'm getting away with your murder, naa naa ne naa naa."

GlitterRock
"I like where the picture is .... but can you move the casket over by the credenza?"

TheDiva
"I should be sadder, but it's not like we won't be seeing her again...or at the very least, her long-lost twin..."

GlitterRock
"You-- you mean you only hired me for the soap to sex it up??"
"Um... you ARE Jenna Jameson, aren't you?"

GlitterRock
*soap chitter-chitter*

GlitterRock
Jenna Jameson's first day on the job: "You... you expect me to put THAT in my mouth??"

elKapitan
"Did someone say evil twin orgy?"

elKapitan
"Please tell my mistress whom I've been having a secret affair with and plotting to kill my wife and her rich father to steal the inheritance and escape to South America so we can live happily ever after until guerillas kidnap us and force us to give them all our money and make us work as slaves in their drug cartel empire I love her...." *dies*

TheDiva
.oO(Taking the place of my evil twin, what was I THINKING?)

GlitterRock
Skeletor's gone and got himself a nice Ace Frehley-'do!

elKapitan
.oO(He wouldn't DARE butt into my screengrab...) *cue dramatic soap opera music*

Coakley
"The Son of Odin does not approve of this inept funeral/desert island storyline!"

AlexGariepy
A Starfleet pin! Yay, I've been promoted! Wait a minute...

elKapitan
Sauron's got the ring in his sights!

RodRocket
DAYS OF OUR SOCKS