AlexGariepy
Since this is a flashback, they only go to this clip so as not to show all the other stupidness that happened during the wedding. Plot history is only meant to be ignored until it's convenient to the current plot, yanno.

AlexGariepy
Okay, the costume designers are just half-assing it now, aren't they?

tinaw
Special Guest Appearance: The Acid Queen

GlitterRock
Mysterious islands: as necessary to any soap operas as marital infidelity, amnesia, and the blonde with the big tits.

TheDiva
Whoa, those Cappers come up with some warped shit!

AlexGariepy
And then, once I'm able to caption with the best of 'em, I shall lure all the other cappers into a convention which is really just an abandoned warehouse where I will capture them all in a giant sphere, and then...
"Geez, Larry, you're getting a little obsessed now."

tinaw
"Wait, there's no picture!"
"Yeah, there's just . . . just a little red "x" inside a box."
"Ah, lets' just skip it."
(Amateurs)

AgentMoldy
"Let's see...Wayne Brady, Hugh Jackman, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Owen Wilson, Anthony Ainley... nope, none of us are listed."
"Damn!"

elKapitan
What about the nights of our lives? Don't forget the nights.

GlitterRock
"Li-hiiiiii-ike hours th'ru the sandglass, this'is daaaaaa-- "
"Ohh Jeebus, CUT! Macdonald's on the sauce again!"

GlitterRock
"My wife, the blood-tests came back. It turns out I really am the father of our daughter."
"... ... ... You're shittin' me!"

AlexGariepy
This soap opera isn't interesting without graphics.

TheDiva
Oh come on, we can wing it! Let's see, I'm sure it's something involving evil twins, poolboys, insurance money, at least three affairs, and a rare first edition copy of a Daniele Steele book.

Dita DuPave
The plot got too convoluted for the screengrab and it caused to overload.

elKapitan
I have no idea for a caption here, but I do have some good news. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.