SOAP OPERA CAPTIONS
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GlitterBellRock
Don't, dude! That was Stifler's glass!

GlitterBellRock
www.katiecouric.com/livecam/tummy-raspberries.html

AntiHero
Common soap opera actress distraction: Shoelaces

GlitterBellRock
Looks like she's starting to rethink the whole killing her grandfather/framing her lover/marrying the Prince idea.

AlexGariepy
.oO(If only I can tell him why I lost my voice, as I sold my voice to this witch just so I can meet this girl, but then this girl is just a total ass and therefore I'm stuck being a mute boy with nothing left but the clothes on his back, and now I can't do anything but pose dramatically and look like someone to pity in the hopes that anyone would kiss me... damn I hate that stupid Little Mermaid idea, I blame my parents for inserting the idea into my head...)

TheDiva
Dear God, the bland pretty boys are multiplying! We'll have a boy band before too long...

elKapitan
"Tis my heart that throbs, Bobby. I can no longer go on without you. I need you. You complete me. Without you, I might as well donate my heart to someone who needs a transplant because I would have no use for it."

AntiHero
Common soap opera actress distraction: One of those fancy new stage hand ID passes

AntiHero
The outfit says cheerleader, but the number says quarterback. hmmm...

GlitterBellRock
"When you said we were going to a pool party, this isn't what I had in mind....."

TheDiva
My God, can't they do ANYTHING on this show without having it look like someone's taking it from behind?

klutzka
Has the FCC seen this?

GlitterBellRock
At last: the true origins of soap ideas are revealed!

YibbleGuy
Chris Evert gently but firmly tells Peter Krause how badly "Six Feet Under" has sucked this season.

tinaw
Oh stop crossing your arms! Isn't the bra doing enough lifting?!




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