Agent_Moldy
"Must...resist..."
"Don't fight it, Chad. Give in to the power of my pants."
GlitterBellRock
"Now get upstairs and get me pregnant!"
"But aren't you married?"
"... ... ... You DO know you're on a soap, right?"
GlitterBellRock
"You... you stabbed me! I-- wait, there's no blood."
"The producers are leaving it open-ended in case they want to bring you back."
CaptionFreak
"You have amoosed the Rasta Psychic, wommon, mon."
alexgariepy
Look, I only came here so I can have my Ray Gun back so I can plot and scheme against everyone in this town again. You know how boring it is when all that happens to you is some 'dork' in glasses tries wooing me over? You think that storyline is FUN? Huh? Well? Do you?
Indomitus
"It's not that I don't trust you, but for what you're asking me to do, you can pay in advance, pal."
CaptionFreak
"Oh mon! This joint the rasta psychic mon gave me is really cool! I wanna become rasta, mon!"
gleeb
Another horrible pizza-dough tossing accident. Remember, leave it to the pros. Don't let this happen to YOU.
ChaosWolf1982
Are those his pudgy abs, or a second set of pecs? Either way... Ick.
GlitterBellRock
"MMmmm Mama like."
"You do?"
"No no, I meant your mama."
TheDiva
Okay, let's get one thing straight. If a man isn't sexy too begin with, no amount of taking his shirt off is going to make him sexy. In fact, nine times out of ten it will just be irritating and/or disturbing. Charisma comes from within. Unless you're talking about Charisma Carpenter, and where she comes from is between her and Gray. So, in conclusion, I'm just rambling right now. Go about your business.
alexgariepy
Welcome to the world of soap operas, Diva. Where even the uncharismatic ones take off their shirts.
Then again, we had charismatic ones on this show?
CaptionFreak
"You're so deep, Rasta Psychic."
"Jah, I kick da ass of John Edwads, mon. He jus' a cole reader, mon."
klutzka
"Prove it, Psychic Rasta..."
"You know that fancy restaurant, mon? The restaurant where we'll be eating turtle soup, mon? The soup spoons, I have already bent them, mon."
GlitterBellRock
He had a tie out of Cordy's lime-green pants!