alexgariepy
Although in a soap opera you can have many, many lives.
TheDiva
Not to mention evil twins.
GlitterBellRock
"... let me live it as a blonde!"
Oooh, you're in luck. Soap operas like blondes!
TheDiva
"Am I Kirsten Dunst yet?"
"No."
"....How about now?"
GlitterBellRock
"I have something to tell you, Chasity. You're pregnant."
(gasp!) "Am... am I the mother?"
GlitterBellRock
You know, if they spiked the cast of "Grounded For Life" with PCP more often ... the show might still be on the air!
CaptionFreak
The hilarous antics of 'The Psychic Rasta', coming this fall to FOX... mon!
CaptionFreak
"Let me tell you aboot yer psyc-kik fu-ture, mon. You lady gonna go into a coma and you dude, gonna cheat on 'er an' contract cancer... mon."
"Pokemon."
"Digimon."
"Mon, mon."
CaptionFreak
"Look, a ladder. Don' walk onder it, laday mon!"
CaptionFreak
Eww... let's go back to The Psychic Rasta. This guy is creepin' me out!
alexgariepy
So you must the jerkass evil cousin of mine who underwent a dramatic cosmetic surgery while he was hiding in Argentina to avoid the US authorities over smuggling cocaine a while back, only to return to restart the operations, only to be sidetracked by my mildly attractive wife and focusing your mob's attention to offing me in an 'accident' so you can move in on the territory, only to realize that my son is a super-genius bratty kid who has caught onto your little schemes and you have to figure out a way to buy him off, only to find out he's part of the Neighborhood watch which also has our next-door neighbor who is a homosexual police officer who has a 'friend' in your little organization of misfits and...
"God, less is more. I'm your evil cousin, okay?"
GlitterBellRock
Ah... the familiar gait of a soap character brought back from the dead.
GlitterBellRock
"Make me feel like a woman, Tobias!"
"Uh... you ARE a woman, right?"
"What??"
"Hey, this is a soap! It's a fair question."
alexgariepy
.oO(Oh, why can't they just finish this scene up? I've been sitting in this room for over 3 weeks now - in TV land anyway, it's actually an hour - and all they've done so far is kinda hint at love but not really wanting to blurt it out because doing so would ruin their current lives because both are married. But, damn it, when are they going to get to the part about helping me take care of my little problem of my uncle growing senile and running our bagel-making empire into the ground? I don't have all year!)
AntiHero
I'm gonna be written into a coma, aren't I?