alexgariepy
Ah, the plots have arrived. I mean, hi honey.
TheDiva
Hi, I'm a door-to-door Jenna Elfman...
elKapitan
"Word to your mother, young man."
gleeb
"Let's settle this once and for all. Are you going to stop the insanity or not?"
GlitterRock
"Well SOMEone in this house called 'Aging-Lesbian-Phys-Ed-Coaches Escort Services,' and *I'M* not leaving without my money!"
TheSpaceToast
I dunno. Homo- to metro- is a big step.
TheDiva
"Here's to taking whatever acting jobs come your way."
elKapitan
"I propose a toast. Together, we can steal our rich uncle's fortune, kill that conniving bitch who he calls his wife who we know is really after his fortune too, cross the border and become international fugitives, but have enough money to buy our own island, turn it into a private supervillain lair, and take over the world! Just you and me. Me... and my evil twin!"
*cue dramatic soap opera music*
The_Gray_Zombie
Uh huh, no you di'n't just put Shelly's name above mine.
RodRocket
Block McLanternjaw!
GlitterRock
Clench Gritteeth!
Shockeye
Blank McHandsomestare
AntiHero
ALT>COMMAND>DEFRAG VAGUELY MATT DAMON 6% COMPLETE
ChaosWolf1982
Is that an 8-bit Sliders portal next to him?
TheDiva
Hi, I'm Bland McDullman...