Zee
This is the kind of sick shit Troy McClure masturbates to.

GlitterRock
Dammit, I thought was gonna be "Attack Of The Van Impe!" I was all ready to see the Wonder Twins bust some televangelist ass.

Zee
Oh no, lightning is hitting the dude from the Blue Oyster Cult "Agents of Fortune" album cover!

GlitterRock
And Oceanic Flight 815 flies right into the Dark Mark.

GlitterRock
"Blah! I had all the vindows removed from Castle Dracula! Let's see Van Helsing pull that two-candlesticks-in-front-of-the-window-at-dawn shit on me AGAIN!"

eber3
"Can you take the form of a virgin?"

eber3

eber3
"Get them my pretties!"

WTF is that?

GlitterRock
"You are all my little Bonerz now!"

tinaw
Evil "Bones" McCoy stumbles drunkenly out of an all-night tavern.

GlitterRock
That's either evil undead Denis Leary -- or plain ol' regular Denis Leary.

Granamyr1
Lindsay Lohan finally checks herself into rehab.

TheDiva
Isn't that John from the "Doctor Who" comics in the back?

GodoHell
...and The Brady Kids makes a pathetic ratings grab.

TheSpaceToast
Look, if bird boy can't stand the heat, get his pert little ass out of the kitchen. Them's the rules at Glitter's crib, Bats.

Dita DuPave
Did Batman get rib removal surgery?

GodoHell
So let me get this straight....
He gives his name as "Batman," wears a mask, and has a utility belt full of sharp, metallic objects, yet clears TSA security.
I feel so much safer. Thanks.

TheDiva
"They love us!"
"Actually, Weird Al Yankovic is on the plane."