GlitterRock
"J'ACCOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!"
"Jesus! My ears!"

Dita DuPave
Just an artist's rendering of how much cooler the Lincoln Monument could be.

TheDiva
"Umm, female lions don't have manes."
"Forget it, that's the LEAST of our logic problems right now!"

GlitterRock
So he turned Aquaman and Superman into midgets, too?
Or that'd be Munchkins, wouldn't it?

Sidesk
This explains why some jerks think Sandra Bullock would make an acceptable Wonder Woman.

TheDiva
Judging by her physique, I'm thinking Calista Flockhart is also in the running.

GlitterRock
"Aquaman, get that hand OFF my ass!"
"Sorry, Superman."

Dita DuPave
Mmmm, Honey-O's in Surge.

gleeb
But it became clearer and clearer that the insipid banter and crude pranks were covering up a drinking problem…

TheLurker
Dude, that's not how you use a bong...

Cyberbeast
"I've got your mojo, Austin Powers!"

GlitterRock
What the-- he's eating Dita's mace!
(chomp! chomp!)

AntiHero
Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother... I talked just... like... THIS!

gleeb
I'm sorry, but a sweater vest just doesn't scream "Evil!" the way it once did.

LauraPowers85
Bob Hope is back to entertain troops from beyond the grave.