Cyberbeast
"Trapped, between a rock and a hardon."
Agent_Moldy
Wow, is it lunch time already? Looks like her butt started without her.
The_Gray_Zombie
Oh yea, that's all I need, Charisma to start competing with Jennifer Lopez.
GlitterRock
Charisma Carpenter: putting her D's in ABC Family!
The_Gray_Zombie
I'm with the NAACP. I want to know why Jane hasn't dated any brothers in this film?
The_Gray_Zombie
You call those "Breasts"?
Nyssa23
Bridal smugness affects an incredible 95% of newlyweds. Please, give generously to stop this horrible epidemic.
GlitterRock
"I'm you from the future, Charisma! I've come back in time to warn you-- "
"Oh gawd: there's a Terminator after me, right?? I *KNEW* this would happen!"
"No... do *not* have that lesbian fling in the shower with the green dildo! It will lead your life down a path of degradation, and you'll end up looking like ME!"
"EEK! I'll heed your warning, oh Wizened-Old-Me-From-The-Future!"
"Good ... ... ... bitch."
GlitterRock
"'Bigger Breasts In Just Five Days?' Thanks Bobby! What a thoughtful gift."
The_Gray_Zombie
Ok, now she BETTER be acting that she's enjoying that kiss.
GlitterRock
.oO Think of Gray, think of Gray, think of--well helLO THERE, Mr. Tongue! Oo.
GlitterRock
We now return to "Fishing With Fredo Corleone," already in progr--
**BANG**
Uh, "Fishing With Fredo Corleone" is going on an 18-month hiatus for.... um, retooling.
JurassicPork
"Look, you baby. It's your time to die and holding your breath until I go away is not going to work..."
TheDiva
-ding Nemo?
Dita DuPave
The letters are supporting her breasts.