GlitterRock
(giggle) "Tom Skerritt once called me his little firecracker."
GlitterRock
(looking down her shirt)
"I've got a full box of kleenex on my desk you can use...."
GlitterRock
"I have an announcement. Mr. Travers here.... (deep breath)... has agreed to take my hand in marriage!"
The_Gray_Zombie
Anthony Ainley
Lower Eastern Quadrant. Master
Agent_Moldy
Lazy Eye for the Straight Guy
TheDiva
Morning, Gray. Sleep well?
GlitterRock
"Those Herbal Essences people are gonna get SUCH a letter from me!! My nipples didn't even get hard!"
GlitterRock
"Uh Charisma, this dildo is a little... um.... BIG. Haven't you got anything smaller? Or green?"
The_Gray_Zombie
You know if she wanted a breast adjuster, I'm available 24/7
Nyssa23
Flat Chest and Bad Hair. They're cops.
The_Gray_Zombie
What are you doing?
"Me, uh, I'm uh....talking to my friend here."
The mailbox?
"Well....yea. I mean, they got feelings too ya know. Isn't that right, Mr. Mailbox?"
TheDiva
If her hand gets much lower, we'll be in Porch Swing territory.
The_Gray_Zombie
Gray, honey, please stop Capping and come to bed.
"Ten more minutes, Sweetness, Crossing Over With John Edwards is on."
TheDiva
Which means he's either gay or simply undesirable, probably both. Next, please!
Diva DuPave
Sharon Osborne tries not to get hypnotized by Carpenter's cleavage