SEE JANE DATE CAPTIONS - PAGE SIX





TheDiva
Now, those can't be the bridesmaid dresses. Where's the excessive lace and unflattering design?


GlitterRock
Something tells me, Diva, that nothing Charisma wears in this is going to make her MORE "unflat" than she already is.


The_Gray_Zombie
(God, I love GlitterRock. *sniff*)


GlitterRock
.oO Sweet Jeebus! I never thought anything would be more challenging than designing the bodice for the Pamela Lee wedding-dress... until now! Oo.


The_Gray_Zombie
Hey, my name's Gary....and I'm a nice guy....and I hate cell phones.....my cock isn't bab, tho.


GlitterRock
"So, do you have a cell-phone? I'll f*ckin' KILL YOU if you have a cell-phone...."


The_Gray_Zombie
Meet my wife's breasts, Perky One and Perky Two


GlitterRock
"No really: even my WIFE has more hair on her chest than I do! Honey, show her."
(laugh, unbuttoning) "He does this to me all the time...."


Dita DuPave
...who's one step away from being Jerry O' Connell.


TheDiva
...has annoying habit of saying "you go, girl!" at every opportunity.


Cyberbeast
He's not actually a millionaire, but a piss poor simulation.


Coakley
"EVAN SMASH!!!"


TheDiva
Why are we looking at a stick figure holding two coconuts?


GlitterRock
Cliché #5: The Office Bitch


TheDiva
I'd tell him he has some hair out of place, but it would probably give him an aneurysm. Ah what the hell, I'll tell him anyway.




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