Coakley
Oh, no, we're capping Just Shoot Me!
PrezGAR
And David Spade will be wandering over from the animated Clerks gallery any moment. Now, excuse me while I look for Laura San Giacomo.
TheDiva
Yup, and there's Enrico Colantini...
GlitterRock
"Hel--*hic*--lello... you'vvv reached Lush Pubelications. (drunk giggle) Git it? I... I said PUBE-lications insteada Publications. Iiiiiii.... I'iiiiiim I rilly funny guy...."
The_Gray_Zombie
Leslie Nielsen's audition tape for Giles on Buffy.
"Buffy, there's been some trouble at the cemetary."
"The cemetary? What is it?"
"A large place where they bury dead people, but that's not important right now."
Dita DuPave
Looking at the size of those glasses, I can see what fueled this movie.
YibbleGuy
Lesbian Party Game #23: Peel a grape. Hold it between your lips. Try to pass it to your partner without any parts of your bodies touching.
It's absolutely impossible to do ... but it's REALLY fun when you fail.
YibbleGuy
"Holly Hunter and I have both had so much Botox that you can't tell us apart anymore. We're thinking of merging into a single meta-Holly."
GlitterRock
(rolling eyes)
"Oh, so I antagonize Willow, dump Xander, sexually tease a poor Irish-Brecken demon to his death, and sleep with Angel's son ... and suddenly *I'M* the bitch! What-EVAH!"
Coakley
"I'm certain Angel will get along fine without me."
The_Gray_Zombie
(Trying to win Gray back, Charisma asks for GlitterRock's help. Using a special earphone, Glitter fed lines to Charisma to use on Gray.....then YingYang walked into the Glitter's office)
Gray, I'd like to put your beef into my taco and spread your special sauce.....WHAT?!?!
"Sounds good to me"
Oh, well....ok then.
GlitterRock
Gray, I think you've ruined Mexican food forever for me now....
YibbleGuy
"Yes, we put a flat-panel in front of Charisma Carpenter's breasts. Welcome to the ABC Irony Channel."
GlitterRock
"Glitter was right all along, Gray. I'm a warlock. Charisma's feelings for me are all because of my dark magicks. See?? She's completely under my thrall as we speak. Aren't you, Charisma?"
"Yes, my Emperor Napoleon."
"I still can't figure out why she keeps saying that. But the sex is amazing, so I can live with it."
Nyssa23
Unsuccessful tryouts for Screengrab Gods fill-ins #392: "The Screengrab Springer."